|Tuesday, August 18th, 2015|
WHEN DARKNESS FALLS
|Wednesday, June 26th, 2013|
This was my face after I heard that they killed DOMA and Prop 8! Or, well, that's what somebody said it looked like, I tried my best to recreate it for them so they could take a picture for posterity. They said I looked like a cartoon character come to life. I don't even care! Weddings! Weddings for everybody!
|Wednesday, May 15th, 2013|
Aidennnnnnn, come back to work soooooooooooon, I miss you. The shop is boring. No one laughs at my jokes. They just look at me funny and then leave. I went and slept under the grisgris table because I missed you so much. I'm starting to see the appeal, it's very comfy.
In other news, nothing exciting has happened to me. Except the time I took a seventeen hour nap. That was pretty exciting.
|Saturday, March 23rd, 2013|
I try to be a nice person, I really do, but lately people have been proving that they are really awful even more than usual.
[Private to Micah]
Mister Micah, you think I'm pretty, right?
|Thursday, February 28th, 2013|
Private to Micah
OMG OMG OMG THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU SOSOSOSOSOOSOSOSOSOSOSO MUCH!!!! I'm wearing three on each hand and I don't know which one's my favorite either but they're sticky and it's gross and THANK YOU!
|Saturday, February 23rd, 2013|
Today was a bad day at work. :( I spilled stuff on my favorite dress and there was this really rude lady who came in who kept telling me how disgusting I was. I know I didn't shave my legs but that's no excuse to be awful! Also how dumb is it to be mean to the person who's mixing up a love spell for you? Silly. And then while I was cleaning up I broke my thumbnail. My thumb feels naked now. :( Very awful day. I want a pickle.
Oh oh oh! Story time story time yayayayayay!
Back home, there was a really nice lady who lived two streets over. Her granddaughter is trans* and I reminded her of her, so she was always really cool to me. On days when I felt more like a girl I'd put on my pretty dresses and go to her house after school, and we'd have tea! The best part of tea was always the pickles, because she made her own pickles. They were these really really good cool, crunchy kosher dills. On hot days they were better than ice cream! We'd sit on her back porch and drink iced tea and eat pickles and sammiches and she'd tell me stories about her life and the old days, and her granddaughter and the rest of her family, and her husband, and all other things. I think she was lonely because it was just her left. She'd always send me home with extra food and cake. She made really good cake too.
Mom yelled at me a lot when she found out because she didn't want me to be around anyone who 'encouraged my behavior', so I had to stop seeing her. Before I left for school I went to visit her one more time but her house was empty. Her neighbor said she died.
This isn't such a good story for other I guess. For me it is. It makes me sad but in a good way, like finding old pictures or visiting graves.
So! Sososososo! Does anyone know where I can get homemade kosher dill pickles?!
|Wednesday, February 13th, 2013|
I am very disappointed by the fact that I apparently missed people covered in glitter. At least that's what I assume happened since the shop floor is covered in it. I kind of want to roll around on it to cover myself in it but I had to clean up some guy's puke last night so that may not be a good idea. I'll just have to gorge myself on candy and leftover snickerdoodles and hope some people with residual glitter come hug me. THAT'S A HINT.
Oh oh oh! I got beads though! Lots of them! A lot of people gave them to me because they said I was cute, but then they seemed really disappointed when I gave them a cookie. I'm sorry, sad people! They're good cookies though, I ate six to make sure. But I found even more when I came in! I guess some people lost them? So I have a lot of beads now! I think I'm gonna hang them up on my walls because there's too many to wear. I sent Daddy a picture of me with all of them on to make him laugh and he just called me and had a very long talk about being safe. That was weird.
Also Benedikt when are we gonna paint the kitchen? Also can I paint it zombies and pink?
|Tuesday, January 29th, 2013|
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I am excite! Is everyone excite? Be excite! I'm gonna get so many beads!
Wait what do I do with the beads? And how do I get them?
|Wednesday, January 16th, 2013|